Saturday, November 22, 2008

Ha. Well. There.

Ms. B1tch is back. Did you miss her?

Ms B is still much a secret to people, yes she is.

And, Ms. B is still at Fancy Club. Yes, Ms. B put down her tiny little foot and what do you know but they listened to Ms B and did what was right - or, at least they said they would do what is right. We will see, now, won't we? Ms B will give them a certain about of time and then Ms B will ask once more and if it is still not done, Ms B must swishy swoosh her way out the door! Ms B's head will be high and tilted slightly to the right, her eyes straight forward, her lips in a small smile. Queen Ms B1tch is to be respected! Queen Ms B1tch takes not shitera!

Oh but Ms B1tch was oh so very tired and so so very hungry yesterday when she left Fancy Club. When Ms B got home, her roommate had cooked a vegetarian chili and cornbread with fresh corn! Ms B changed out of fancy suit and ran into kitchen and spooned up a big fat bowl of the chili and two gigantic pieces of the corn cornbread and sat upon her big soft couch and ate every bite! Then Ms B went back later for more cornbread, and then she had an apple, and then she had two pieces of Bliss Chocolate.

Finally, Ms B was satisfied...for a time.

Ms B has an alter-ego -- and anyone who had followed Ms B before - long two years ago - when she worked at Restaurant as restaurantb1tch knows she has an alter-ego that she keeps secret. Oh, some figured her out! And Ms B just laughed and laughed! Ms B1tch isn't trying to fool her friends or anyone, but, her Ms B's alter ego is much nicer than Ms. B - and quieter - and less hungry - and more worried about fat and calories - and about other things - Ms. B thinks her alter-ego worries too damned much. Humph. Ms B1tch eats what she wants, says what she feels, does what she wants to do. Huhph! After all, she is Queen.

Now, below in those comments, Ms B sees she has been "tagged" - Ms B will go see what that is all about. TeeHee -- Ms B's alter ego never does taggy games, but Ms B thinks it will be fun. yes. ha!

But for right this moment, Ms B is hungry again! The food from last night isn't enough after all! Ms. B wants a good fat breafast - and Ms B wants it NOW! So to the kitchen she goes, stomach growling away.

This is what Ms B wants: French Toast! and perhaps Ms B will get it:

But this is what made Ms B laugh and laugh:

PS! Ms. B will be back with her TAG!

And Ms B will soon open up you have any questions for Ms B- about restaurants? clubs? anything at all? Ms B knows all.


Angie Ledbetter said...

Ms. B! I so so love that last photo of Mr. Weiney cooking him up some Instant Cat-cakes!!!

And I heart this comment of yours. I may steal it sometimes, with permission, of course:
"Queen Ms B1tch takes not shitera!"

Ms. B1tch is tired tired tired...but very hungry said...

Ha. Ha.! Ms. B is so very clever isn't she?

Patresa Hartman said...

ms. b wants a big fat breakfast. so does ms. p!


Anonymous said...

Интересно написано....но многое остается непонятнымb

Anonymous said...

Интересно написано....но многое остается непонятнымb