Ms. B1tch is ever so much sorry she is rarely around and ever so much sorry she doesn't get to visit! She is ever so much ready to bop her alter ego across her head and tell her to stop stop and stop again! Round and round her alter-ego goes, first this and then that...Ms. B needs some time, too...harumph!
Ms. B1tch was watching the teley. Ms B was in particular watching Top Chef. Ms B1tch was pi
ssed off! Why, they let go the handsome Jeff! That man wasn't only a pretty face! that man could cook oh so prettily, too.....oh Ms B knows what that network is doing! Ms. B knows they are waiting for the long-haired simpering boring girl to get busy with the big tall bald tentative guy! Ms B thinks that's been doused by the waters of shame - which Ms B rolls her eyes to...
ssed off! Why, they let go the handsome Jeff! That man wasn't only a pretty face! that man could cook oh so prettily, too.....oh Ms B knows what that network is doing! Ms. B knows they are waiting for the long-haired simpering boring girl to get busy with the big tall bald tentative guy! Ms B thinks that's been doused by the waters of shame - which Ms B rolls her eyes to...Ms B's roommate saw in fine print where the producers of the show consult with the letting go and keeping, too! ha! harumph! cheating!
Ah well - it is only a teleyvision show. But, Ms B still stomped her foot and pointed at the screen and said, "BRING BACK MY HANDSOME JEFF YOU GODDAMMERS!" Alas, they didn't listen.
Ms. B is HUNGRY for something different - people people - what can I eat---and dont one of you nasties email me and say "EAT THIS MS B" and then send me a photo of your dingly dongly! Unless you are Jeff, or Gordon Ramsey --no no, on second thought, I do not want to see your dingly donglys either - I want you to cook something for me - ahhhhhhh, then we'll see what happens next --what? DESSERT happens next - and no! that is not a metaphor for dancing in the sheets! tee.hee.blush.tee
Thank you for the emails ms holly - I meant to put them here and then I did not - oh heavy heavy sigh I hardly have a moment to myself - um, er, except when I'm watching Top Chef or gazing at Gordon Ramsey's quirky mouth quirked as he says, #**#*$#*$# #**# F*#&$*# YOU#*$# SH*#$#* f***e&r* " ahhhhhh....a god of words! A veritable man of the alphabet!
Now, I must flee, see? I most go, joe. I must be jolly, holly....this could go on and on.....
Ms B will try to get better about stopping by and about posting....oh heavy sigh.
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Okay, Ms. B, it is time to ask you where you've been keeping yourself. Is this alter ego blogging as well? If so, we need more hints to find her/you.
Your admission of reluctance to eat a dingly dongly (even Gordon Ramsey's - are you SURE about that?) reminded me of a local place that sells some pretty nasty stuff, Voodoo Donuts in Portland. One of their specialties is Cock-n-Balls. I am not joking. You can see photos of their glazed atrocities if you google voodoo donut.
If you come to visit me, I promise not to feed you that.
Oh, and the handsome Jeff? He is pissed! (He sort of looks like Chase from House, don't you think?) He hollers a lot about how he was used as a sex object in an interview at http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28931173/
I am sure he wouldn't mind if you used him as a sex object.
Ms. B, I was thinkin' you were off some place fantastic, like the national cook-off of restaurants, or something. As for the dingly donglys (LOL), I have none to offer. But I agree 100% with your assessment of why Jeff was ousted from Top Chef. It's the ones who create controversy who stay on...thus, and evil plot between the long haired bad cooking woman and her reluctant bald would-be SO. Argh! Shame the ratings (or presumed ratings-getters) are kept on instead of talent.
Thanks to FF for the link to Jeff's interview. Going check it out.
As for something good to eat...I posted a Meatless Lasagna yesterday you might be interested in. And a yummy King Cake contest to boot. *snicker*
Well, at least you're back with us for the moment, MsB and brought with you the joy of laughter to my heart.
Although no matter how hard I laugh, I will not be sending you pictures of my dingly dongly.
Have a happy Valentines! I hope it includes dinner at the restaurant of your choice.
Oh Ms. B ... I totally understand and sympathize ... it seems that life gets so busy one can't connect with friends. But we know you're out there ... and can't wait for more posts from you!
So what did you end up eating? And ... did you get any pictures of ... well ... you know? (hehe)
It's been awhile since I've been here ... I'm having a hard time visiting everyone, too!
Take Care!
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Hello Ms B1tch, I think that's enough vacation time. I think your alter ego has had enough time on the front burner.
We are in need of a little B1tchiness around here!
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