Wednesday, January 14, 2009

A question for Ms B1tch









Barry said...
I have a question MsB. We were out over Christmas to a buffet. The waitress was friendly and efficient. She brought our drinks and asked if we wanted dessert (we didn't).When I came to pay the bill I left the usual amount as a tip, but my brother maintained that since you don't get full service from the waitress at a buffet, you shouldn't be leaving the regular tip.I have never done that. Have I been cheating myself all these years? By the way, my Word Verification is "dishem". How strange!

Ah! Can you afford it? Does it make you feel good to do it? It is a most certainty that the waitress will appreciate it, especially for the finky fonky butt-onkeses who leave nothing! Or leave some insulting mere near nothing! So, if you give a bit more because you can, then you can be the person who makes up for the stupid potty poo poo pants who eats, makes a mess, and then leaves without a care. Sure, maybe the server MAY not have to do as much when there is a buffet, but she is there, and she is making peanutty nothing. And no telling what management forces her to do because, as he(or she) may put it "you aren't doing as much, so clean the toilets, wash the floors, kiss my hairy big butt!" oh poor servers put up with much! This Ms. B knows, for Ms B has seen it. Ms B does not up with the shiteri put! But it is because she can walk away and will and has and will!

So, Mr. Barry - leave the tip. You will not be cheating yourself. You will be generous as I know you seem to be. If you do not want to leave the full 20% of the buffet, slip a little extra in there anyway. It will come back to you.





Ms. B is hungry! Ms B wants pastries!

...now she must slip off, silently slip slipity slipoo de do off ..tee tee dee da da dum, ta ta ta tee ta tum - tee.tothe.hee - she's feeling light as a feather, but she will tell you about it later. Maybe. ha.ha! Ms B is so mysterious!


(PS - Oh, Gordon Ramsey! I am blowing you a kiss.....Don't tell you know who!)


8 comments:

Fantastic Forrest said...

I saw you blow that kiss. Just remember, we are SHARING him.

Angie Ledbetter said...

Good advice, Ms. B, on the tippage! And on the pastry cartoon...have you been following me around? You can have Mr. F Word Ramsey all to yaself. LOL

Barry said...

I'm cutting your response out and e-mailing it to my brother, MsB.

With a "so there!" attached!

Small Footprints said...

Good advice ... generosity is never bad ... and servers are the unsung, unseen, heroes of the dining room.

BTW .. any more Mystery Man happenings?

Small Footprints
http://reducefootprints.blogspot.com

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